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I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
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#standup
#fedi22

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Enjoying connecting with people here. My intro is in a pinned post.

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Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
:ablobcatmaracasevil: ⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

🎖️ Lt. Colonel in the AI Resistance 🚫

__😺😷🔛Ⓜ️🦠🏺🐈‍⬛🩷🩵🔬🧑🏻‍💻🛏️💤__
#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #PurpleTeam #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

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I’m very tired

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Partially lapsed knitter, accountant, cat staff, autistic, GNC, she/her I guess, SW Connecticut.

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#SoftwareEngineer 🦀 #Musician 🎷 #Michigander 😎

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By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns of Warvan, never give up, never surrender!

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch

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