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New look! 🤩
Same flavor. 😩

I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars.

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• #Punk
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Boop!

Came to the #Fediverse in Nov ‘22. All posts are not my own as I don’t have a thread of creativity…

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Avatar: Dave Brandt (Google him)

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Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow the NFL, Eagles 🏆and 49ers, and MLB Phillies. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from

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we're the Dream Weavers, a plural collective and coven. we do tarot readings, $15 for a 3 card spread.

we're on signal and discord as redsad.42. if you're gonna be weird please be a good kind of weird.

avatar: a Baby Yoda doll sitting in a pumpkin wearing an orange pumpkin beanie.

banner: old newspaper article that reads: People liking turtles better than cops will be pleased to learn a turtle bit off a cop's toe in the Hudson River.

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Former (since a month ago) career concept illustrator, sharing watercolor, daily sketches and odd ideas. Maker of human drawn images. The only AI I use is Average Intelligence. Tovaangar in the USA. 12.3 miles southeast of where Wallace Wood took his last breath. 8.5 Miles Northwest of where Elliot Smith was last alive.

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I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22

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He/Him
 48 trips around the sun.
 Married with two delightful daughters, a terrorist dog and a skittish cat.

  I’m here for the entertainment mostly but also to admire the cool shit you do, celebrate the accomplishments in your life and to support those who need a boost.

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Atheist, pacifist, liberal, science lover.
I love books, chess, table tennis and more.

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