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hi I'm June!

✨she/they✨

you may know me from my og account, @demimom or perhaps @demimom

I'm 37, married, an English composition/literature professor, and a parent of a 7yo girl

Switch fc: SW-5647-0695-8296
Steam fc: 138330083

J'apprends le français! Veux parler avec moi? S'il te plaît sois patient; je ne suis pas doué pour ça!

autistic, leftist, and feminist af. don't be a dick

header photo: Gardens at Versailles in infrared, Paolo Pettigiani

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36 y/o , token cishet, ex-tumblr-user, spoonie, 15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat, and actual cyborg.

i am white to the point of considering ham salad a valid food item; also a member of the "green fluff is good, actually!" brigade

my CWs are often isekais. also i made a bingo card once

come into my cellar fortunado, i promise there is only a nice vintage of shitpost and i will absolutely not brick you in with walls of text

:blobcatgoogly:

please read the pins before you toss me a follow request! i'd appreciate it, thanks! 💖

header done by gavinwolf formerly of snouts.online

~ * testimonials * ~

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"this is going in your bio isn't it" - also milly milbert mcmoderator

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I build open-source software and make little gadgets.

From a time when email was cool. Hard to distinguish from a good programmer.

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Early 30s (she says hopefully). Trans. Urban Planning student. I've usually got the radio on. Sometimes I even like what I hear.

Bot = block

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