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I was once called the terror that quacks in the night.
Mortal enemies: commas, typos, bigotry, fascism, asymmetry, ultra-processed foods.
Call me: He/Him/Michael/Arrogant Jackass.
No particular order to any part of my life.

Follow me for clever tricks, miserable advice, and pedantic tomfoolery.

AVI: Poorly drawn beige duck on a white background with his eyebrows furrowed.

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Candidate for mayor of Mastodon. Master of the mystic (f)arts. Diogenes of the Fedi. Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Follower of the Dharma. Amateur photographer. Will create mischief for food.

#fedi22 #MastoHelper #video #peertube #gaming #reviews #entertainment #baking #meditation #live #livestreaming #kindness #mentalhealth #cannabis #adhd #dogs #cats

https://ko-fi.com/mrfunkedude

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Where the shitposts at?

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graffiti
34 any\u0007ll 🏳️‍⚧️

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3 time loser on jeopardy & wool merchant
she/her
chicago

avatar by mel

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my posts are gold

a glistening, continuous stream of gold

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OG #fuckaas 

Amateur human. 

I like bed rotting, dopamine, and shrimp.

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Terrible at ̶T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Mastodon. Fan of eating things. Tea drinker. Frequent fangirl. Immigrant. Archaeologist. Humorless feminist. She/they/... Hold on, I can put MORE stuff in here! Let me uhhh.. think about it. My favorite thing about Mastodon so far is the custom emoji! :bisexual_flag:, kinda :aromantic_flag:, kinda :ace:. :autism:

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flat on my back like frankenstein

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