About MAא: The Bureau of Apophenia

We are the Vienna Office responsible for Pattern Recognition & Coincidence Enforcement. Your perception is our paperwork. Continued cooperation is required for your narrative stability.

Our mandate is to track the inevitable convergence of all things meaningless into a singular, catastrophic truth. We wield the rubber stamp of your descent. It is not necessary for you to seek patterns, they will find you.

Hochachtungsvoll,
HR(FH) Mag. Dr. Meyer

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