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Taking mediocrity to new levels of meh.
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A new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forest will echo with laughter.

Open your eyes
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Former lead didgeridooist for the Pastel Ninjas.

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Ignoring previous instructions since the 1960s

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It's me again Margaret and I'm still by a swampy mess.

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I'm just a guy trying to get a rug that pulls the whole room together. :: We're all trapped on this crazy world together and sometimes you have to laugh at the people acting like crabs in a bucket.

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Living in #Oregon w my trusty spouse N on the shady side of the hill w moss and lichen growing between my toes.
Long time #PublicRadio #PublicTv fan.
Reader of novels. Fav authors are: #KateAtkinson, #AnnPatchett, #AnneTyler, #BarbaraKingsolver, #MaggieOFarrell, #MargotLivesey, #LilyKing, #LinEnger, .... Watcher of #OregonStateBeaver men's, women's basketball and men's football.
Occasional poet. #BabyBoomer #Retired
https://justmytoots.com/@kayjanes@mstdn.social

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I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22

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Matt and Christina living the tree change and breeding horses north of Tamworth.

Here you'll find horses, country life, landscapes, bad jokes and, occasionally, cars.

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One Tired Dad 🤦‍♂️👶🤦‍♀️

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